Was sitting on toiletbowl at the Uni library toilet doing the usuals and I noticed some really fascinating stuff on the toilet walls. However, my memory fails me and I can only regurgitate a couple.

On the toilet door [which is painted olive green] it says, "Want to see a table tennis in the toilet? Look left." On the wall on the left, it writes "look right". I looked left, then right, then left, then right. My head really spun.

On the left side of the wall, someone wrote this poem, which I found really witty and cute.

Urine tainted toilet paper,
Floating in the loo.
Suspended like a jellyfish,
Transulent yellow hue.

I wish I was intelligent enough to write that. *pulls a sad face*