him*: my tee shirt is brown.
me: no way! it's definitely greyish black, like his *points to 3rd parties shirt*
him* (looking at the sleeve under the sun): it's brown!!
me: you are definitely colour blind.
him*: i distintively bought this because it was brown.
me: i'm telling you your shirt is greyish-black, just abit darker then his. *looks at 3rd party and asks* don't you think his shirt is greyish-black?
3rd party: whatever it is, it's definitely not brown.
me (triumph): i told you so.
him* (whinges): i bought this because i thought it was brown! i feel cheated now!! arghh.
me: oh, don't blame them... you are colourblind!
him*: i refuse to argue in front of _______ (3rd party)
3rd party: couple therapy couple therapy.

sometime later....

him* i still cannot believe it heys.
me: believe what? that you're colour blind?
him* (starts wearing his sunnies): oh man. check this out! *passes sunnies to me*
me (after putting sunnies on): oh my goodness! you silly cow. you bought the tee while wearing your sunnies. it looks definitely chocoloate brown when you wear your sunnies! but to the naked eye, it's so grey. that prevails. *collapse into fits of laughter and turns to 3rd party with the sunnies* here, you check this out.
3rd party (wearing the sunnies): shit man, you REALLY bought the tee while wearing your sunnies. who does that in the first place? sheesh.. you cannot make it man. *more laughter*
him*: i still feel cheated!
me: to begin with, who ever buys clothes at a store with their sunnies on?
him*: uhhhhhhhh.....

he is so cute.