Mrs Logan asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

Little Rach in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."

Mrs Logan asked,"Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"

Little Rach said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it." The teacher fainted!